One doesn't simply enter tumblr

If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

captain-sarcasmic-asshole:

I’m ready for zero messages.👎👎

(Source: warningyoumayfall)

Via Calico City

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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Via The World Is Not Ready

yeidldeidlmotherfucker:

whimmy-bam:

reichenballs:

mrjackles:

the-bookmobile:

Gregorian monks singing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.”

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Why is this a thing that exists?

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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

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"on the boooooolovarrrd of brooookennnn dreeeemmsss"

(Source: sheshitsinsilence)

Via Wir Sind Alle Freaks

Anonymous said: u kinda sexy

Is that so? Why is sexy about me?





365daysofhorror:

Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic.

(Source: foxhorror)


Via I Wasn't Born With Enough Middle Fingers


(Source: myrtletoearth)



shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.






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